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Sven Bergstrøm

Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« on: February 11, 2004, 02:40:13 PM »
Me näme Sven Bergstrøm Neiderländy änd Me live inda Sveden. Me ræd äll time äbøut paøple gettee tu pläy græt gølf cøursy inda Åmericä änd väntee tu find øut if Me tu mäke trip dere inda Yune ør Yuly tu pläy pläcy, sømeøne might help get øn them.

Me thøught äbøut emäilee Thømä Huckäby becäusa he seemee tu knøwledge høw tu soo, änd if he rædee , plæsa instänt messäge tu let knøw if Me cän pläy Pine Wälley ør Näshunäl Gølf pøssible.

Me sørry Me noo tränsläte tu Englskee, but Me vill interprety vith inda Yune hoo spækee fäirly good Englskee.

Thänkee før helpee änyøne.
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SPDB

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Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2004, 02:40:58 PM »
whoa.
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Sven Bergstrøm

Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2004, 02:59:18 PM »
Hønest däy løng, Me thøught might be memby ät clubee Mr. Huckäby. Me vill suggest, änd velcøme änyøne hoo vøuld like tu pläy gølf inda Yune. Börk börk börk!
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Dan Kelly

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Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2004, 03:01:59 PM »
The Dialectizer strikes again! You go, Sven!
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Sven Bergstrøm

Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2004, 03:05:08 PM »
Åw shuckee!
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Sven Bergstrøm

Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2004, 03:12:45 PM »
Me sure dispøsshun vill händle it Mr. Huckäby. If Me tu still fskee, Me usa twoo hookee. One før æch møuth øn æch fäce yörk smörk görk!

Cheeree
Sven

PS Lookee førwärd tu løtee gølf inda Åmericä. Vhät cøuntry!
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Dan Kelly

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Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2004, 03:20:49 PM »
Me thinkee mäybe, yust mäybe, if ve tuk Mäx Behr prøsa änd Svedskeeify it, äll øur deepest quesshunee cøuld be änsveree. Börk börk börk!
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Sven Bergstrøm

Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2004, 03:26:18 PM »
Me nevy thøught Däniel-sähn! But vøuld it be sømethee Tøm Huckäby vøuld buy änd underständ? knøw, since he such ävid fän gølf. Börk börk börk!
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A_Clay_Man

Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2004, 04:20:22 PM »
ain't it skol, baby?
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Sven Bergstrøm

Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2004, 06:00:11 PM »
äll been soo kind inda helpee inda me questee tu ädd impressive cøursy tu me list cøursy pläyee. Soo fär Me invity tu Säntä Teresä, Wictøriä, Burnt Up Tree, Green Frøggy änd Green Mønkey, Gølf Millee, Bärenyäegerhässinfruggy, Ferdinänd Bæch änd severäl øtheree. Høpa Me cän meet äll vhile Me øvy yörk smörk görk!
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Darren_Kilfara

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Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2004, 08:04:08 PM »
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden thi yer?
See the løveli lakes
The Wønderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli!  She was Karving her initals on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given by Svenge -her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
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Sven Bergstrøm

Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2004, 08:07:14 PM »
Ånd yust vhät moosa näme bit sisty Därren? Me cän ønly think best väy tu ättäckee it vith blunt end gølf club. Give it värm änd cuddly feelee.
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SPDB

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Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2004, 08:16:43 PM »
let's not encourage this.
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paul cowley

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Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2004, 10:22:26 PM »
....please don't stop...my first chuckle out lowd all week  :D
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paul cowley...golf course architect/asgca

SPDB

  • Karma: +0/-0
Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2004, 10:55:57 PM »
Paul - might i ask why you begin sentences(?) with "..." - just curious.
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Keith Durrant

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Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2004, 11:02:17 PM »
...SPDB, since this is a silly thread...is that Miguel Angel "two-belly" Jimenez as your mascot? A supreme athlete with the best hair style in golf :)
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SPDB

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Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2004, 11:05:41 PM »
...Rottcodd,
...That's why I posed my question, thinking the absurdity of this thread simply meant anything goes.

...As for my image, yes that's Miguel Angel. ...I don't know what happened to the guy, used to be so straight laced. ...Then I saw a pic of him at the Master's and couldn't believe my eyes. Seems like he's going through a bit of an identity crisis. ...Either that or spending too much time on Ibiza.
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Sven Bergstrøm

Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2004, 11:21:18 PM »
Mr. SPDB Vhy such stiff ässa? Vhy nøt søme humør ønce inda vhile? Cän Me nøt be the Viking wøice ræsøn?
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Sven Bergstrøm

Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2004, 11:25:35 PM »
Ålsoo, Vhy did Mr. Huckäby remøve hy bäit bitee pøst? he delete äll hy pøstee?
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paul cowley

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Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2004, 07:32:17 AM »
SPBD....dunno really, hadn't thought about it till now.
  as self taught 'primative' in all i know professionally [nothing beyond highschool] [still hunt and peck, first started typing last year when i got a computer] it just seems natural......

maybe this year i will try to master the cap key.

[hit enter key twice, i like that ] poetic liscense or ignorance, its just me.....
.....hope i have not offended thee  ;)

just curious, what does SPDB stand for ?.

« Last Edit: March 20, 2010, 10:49:13 PM by paul cowley »
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paul cowley...golf course architect/asgca

SPDB

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Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2004, 08:10:17 AM »
Not at all. I was just curious.

SPDB are my initials.
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paul cowley

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Re:Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2004, 08:24:40 AM »
SPDB...

now that i think of it, its probably that i subconsciously don't like to start really close to the left margin, feels really jammed.
...a design thing i guess.
or maybe its how my thoughts flow from head to hands...

but we are way off a way out there thread.

.....from analizing you initials, i would bet your're irish.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2010, 10:46:57 PM by paul cowley »
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paul cowley...golf course architect/asgca

Tom MacWood

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Re: Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2010, 11:16:02 AM »
黑 体 宋 体 宋 體 楷 體
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Carl Nichols

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Re: Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2010, 05:20:29 PM »
Perhaps the old days weren't so good after all.....
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Ken Moum

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Re: Høw cän øne pläy græt gølf klubee inda Åmericä?
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2010, 08:08:52 PM »
Quote from: Carl Nichols on March 20, 2010, 05:20:29 PM
Perhaps the old days weren't so good after all.....

For the most part, your observation is correct.

Ken
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