I think LR's clubhouse would turn most on. It is not large, but it is tastefully done and impeccably furnished.
My point about "whatever turns you on" is that different people have different tastes, naturally. What will appeal to some will not appeal to others. That's what makes trying to identify a "clubhouse of the year" rather meaningless, in my opinion. (Sort of like trying to rank golf courses.) Sure, plenty of folks are going to go for the Split Rail style, and others not. As I mentioned my club is trying to figure out whether and how to build a new clubhouse. The current one is over 60 years old and out of date in many respects. Systems are failing. Do we continue to repair as needed, or start fresh? An assessment will be required if a new clubhouse is built, and that requires approval of over one-half our members (251 our of 500). Our leadership has been working for over a year on something to propose to the membership, and as you can imagine, it's been an arduous job, trying to take all points of view into account. Eventually they'll come up with a plan that they'll hope satisfies at least a majority. One thing for sure -- they won't please everyone -- that's not possible.