Niall,
This is driving me batty. The closest I can get is a reference from "A Round of Golf on the L&NER" where he mentions the quirky holes at Cruden Bay which Ally Matheson has already put forward as a candidate.
Darwin writes of Cruden Bay
at the fourteenth, fifteenth and sixteenth holes the most elderly and phlegmatic persons will pant up to the top of the bank like two-year-olds to see what has befallen their ball on the far side.
Not good enough for you I reckon. A stab in the dark from me, then, is St. Cuthbert's.
Did crusty old Bernardo really have such empathy for the elderly, phlegmatic and plump? He died in 1961 and I wonder if any of the elders on this forum ever met him or have been in his presence.... a fair stretch but possible.
Cheers Colin