I have my own perfect little piece of linksland all set out for me on the coast of Oregon. Only a few know about it--Slag, John V., Peter and Mike Erdmann. They know exactly where it is, and the land is reminscent of St. Andrews-style links--Grade AAA CHOICE TOP CUT IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THEN THIS linksland.
It too is a State Park. That is until I, Tommy Naccarato win this Saturday night's California State Lottery where I can take my winnings and parlay it on the crap & roulette tables of Las Vegas and then become the Master of my Domain so-to-speak. I'll be King--ME, ME, ME.......
I will then buy my linksland parcel from the State of Oregon in exchange for water rights, baseball, softball and soccer fields for all of the communities near the coast. Maybe even rebuild Highway 101 and even pay for it to be properly patrolled by so desperately needed State Troopers.
In return, the state gives me my land where I can build not one, but two courses and a small fishing village with quaint shops for wine, cheese and maybe even a really good French restaurant--all real working places designed to operate in and around the golf community. Dan King will be the proprieter of the corner-front golf store and will sell his wares and spin a few tales for all that want to hear. I'll even allow a few of you to rent office space--at a premium price--in exchange for the rite to play the course everyday at lunch.
Oh yes, I have a dream....
A dream that is going to allow golfers from the world around while visiting Bandon, to come-up for a quick round or two. It will be like they dipped themselves in waters of their youth to know what is good, and what golf is all about in this fair land.
Oh yes, my dream has all of this--tee times spaced 15 minutes apart so you don't have to worry about 3 1/2 hour rounds so you can play both courses in under five hours. There will be greens that will make Tom Doak mumble for hours, telling himself over and over,
I was the one that taught him all of this....I was the one that taught him all of this..... And he can come there and play anytime he wants.
I had a dream....