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GolfClubAtlas.com => Golf Course Architecture => Topic started by: Craig Sweet on May 02, 2007, 01:25:28 AM

Title: Totally OT: New Hire
Post by: Craig Sweet on May 02, 2007, 01:25:28 AM

The superindentent just told me he hired a guy named Danny Noonan.

After swaping quotes for 20 minutes I went back to mowing rough...

"Do you do drugs Danny?"

"Every chance I get"

Title: Re:Totally OT: New Hire
Post by: Evan Fleisher on May 02, 2007, 08:12:26 AM

..."then what's the problem?"

"I don't know..."

Title: Re:Totally OT: New Hire
Post by: S. Huffstutler on May 02, 2007, 01:05:58 PM

Oh...are you a......Catholic?

Yes

Then I'm afraid you can't come.

Title: Re:Totally OT: New Hire
Post by: Rick Shefchik on May 02, 2007, 01:14:14 PM

My wife played golf last week with three women she hadn't met before, including one named Kelly. One of the other women, upon hearing Kelly's first name, immediately started singing Woody's ballad to his wife, from "Cheers," which -- as we all know -- simply goes "Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly..."

My wife asked Kelly if she was sick of people singing that to her, and Kelly rolled her eyes and said, "God, yes."

Let's hope this Danny Noonan has learned to roll with the "Caddyshack" references.