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Richard Choi

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PacDunes = Bar Refaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Aniston? New
« on: June 02, 2010, 11:23:15 PM »
I still haven't decided which course I like better, but when a shuttle driver at Bandon asked me what I thought about the course, this was the explanation I came up with.

Old Macdonald is like Jennifer Aniston (at least the charcter she plays all the time on TV/movies). It is approachable, friendly, pretty as heck girl next door with whom you feel instantly comfortable with. She is the kinda girl you want to hang out with all the time and you wil never get bored with.

Pacific Dunes is more like Bar Refaeli. It's got all the curves and bells and whistles. It is exotic, super-model gorgeous, and you lust after it. You know just one round with her will fill all of your golfing desires.

I am not sure which way is better.  But I always did have a soft spot for Jennifer... :)
« Last Edit: June 03, 2010, 03:56:23 PM by Richard Choi »

Michael Moore

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2010, 11:36:45 PM »
How does rhinoplasty figure into this analogy?
Metaphor is social and shares the table with the objects it intertwines and the attitudes it reconciles. Opinion, like the Michelin inspector, dines alone. - Adam Gopnik, The Table Comes First

Richard Choi

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2010, 11:38:34 PM »
Old Mac is a new and improved version of old classics...

Alex Miller

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2010, 11:39:21 PM »
How does rhinoplasty figure into this analogy?

Rees Jones is the Open doctor sooooooo...

He's the doc who kept operating on Michael Jackson's nose? Too soon? Too mean? :)

Rich Brittingham

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 08:58:05 AM »
Classic subject line....

Mike Hendren

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 10:05:46 AM »
Old Mac is a new and improved version of old classics...

Richard, friends don't let friends drink and post.  It's even more embarassing when you are doubly intoxicated by the physical presence of Tom Doak.  Put down that keyboard for the rest of your trip.  Don't make me fly out there for an intervention.

btw, isn't  Bar Rafaeli a theme restaurant at Disney's Animal Kingdom?

Bogey
Two Corinthians walk into a bar ....

Sven Nilsen

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 10:53:03 AM »
There's a joke in there somewhere about (a) not being able to ride a cart on either of them, (b) playability and/or (c) the length of the rough.  Its too early in the morning for me to actually formulate any of the three into words.
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Bill Brightly

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2010, 11:12:33 AM »
Bad analogy. Access is an issue.

Bill_McBride

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2010, 11:45:51 AM »
Bad analogy. Access is an issue.

Actually, access is NOT an issue.  It's a public facility!

Weren't you just there?

Bill Brightly

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2010, 11:47:55 AM »
Bad analogy. Access is an issue.

Actually, access is NOT an issue.  It's a public facility!

Weren't you just there?

yeah, the COURSES are easy to get on...

Bill_McBride

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2010, 11:50:09 AM »
Bad analogy. Access is an issue.

Actually, access is NOT an issue.  It's a public facility!

Weren't you just there?

yeah, the COURSES are easy to get on...

Well there ya go!   ;D

Richard Choi

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2010, 12:05:03 PM »
Old Mac is a new and improved version of old classics...

Richard, friends don't let friends drink and post.  It's even more embarassing when you are doubly intoxicated by the physical presence of Tom Doak.  Put down that keyboard for the rest of your trip.  Don't make me fly out there for an intervention.

btw, isn't  Bar Rafaeli a theme restaurant at Disney's Animal Kingdom?

Bogey

Bogey, my comment above was with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek. But you should fly out here for an intervention and we can all drive down to Bandon for the afterparty.

Garland Bayley

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2010, 12:12:34 PM »
Bad analogy. Access is an issue.

Actually, access is NOT an issue.  It's a public facility!

Weren't you just there?

yeah, the COURSES are easy to get on...

Easy to get on after you pay the fee, not sure we want to go there .........
"I enjoy a course where the challenges are contained WITHIN it, and recovery is part of the game  not a course where the challenge is to stay ON it." Jeff Warne

Ronald Montesano

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Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2010, 03:37:15 PM »
Spelling:  Refaeli, not Rafaeli, for the Israeli model.

I don't see how Jennifer Aniston (another spelling correction) can remotely be confused with the girl next door, if there is anything remotely humble/real about the GND.

Haven't seen Old Mac, so can't compare.  However, I don't find anything sexy about Pac Dunes.  I do find sexy in Tobacco Road and Tot Hill Farm, and hope to find sexy at Royal New Kent and Stonehouse this summer.
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Gib_Papazian

Re: PacDunes = Bar Rafaeli, OldMac = Jennifer Anniston?
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2010, 03:49:04 PM »
Richard,

Depending on where you miss a shot out there, beware that the sweet, approachable girl next door also has broken glass between her legs.

-g

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